We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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