Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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