like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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