dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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