Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Can vaginas get frostbite?
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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