Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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