Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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