how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Randomize
