Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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