there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
drinking out of a sandbucket again
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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