it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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