Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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