can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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