After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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