@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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