he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
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