you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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