Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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