i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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