Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
We talked him into tasing himself.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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