got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
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you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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