i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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