May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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