Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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