am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
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