You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
