And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Randomize
