my soul wont recognize me after tonight
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
