dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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