Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Come share oat with me in your robe
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize