so explain again why im purple
no
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
i out mim tonsoeep
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