I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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