I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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