Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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