He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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