Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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