He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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