I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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