My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
