We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
how does that bad decision feel?
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