i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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