omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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