Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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