i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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