Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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