she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Alive.
So much puke
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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