Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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