There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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