Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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