dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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