quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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