I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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