We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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