She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
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